Yes, the Queen Movie is Great! So, I Ranked Their Studio Albums

11.5 Bohemian Rhapsody Poster

I saw it, and it was great! No, more like terrific! Over the weekend, my whole family, plus my nephew and his lady friend, all went to see the Freddie Mercury/Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody, and, as usual, walked away in full-blown Queen obsession  like I have not experienced since high school, or maybe the release of and tour behind their 1982 album, Hot Space. Growing up a Queen fan in the conservative Mid West gets you many anti-gay insults thrown at you no matter how many beautiful girls you were dating at the time. It’s ironic to see the same bullies from high school stepping our as either Queen fans or being gay. I truly do not care, but they really didn’t have to project their issues onto me back then. Oh well! Let’s get back to the movie.

11.5 The Many Images of Freddie Mercury

The movie is great, not the cheesy affair I was afraid of it becoming. No, the whole thing was well-written for the most part and the actors were outstanding. Rami Malek really was Freddie Mercury, perhaps rock’s most original AND iconic figure. Malek embodied Mercury with the correct touches of tenderness, intensity, compassion, explosiveness, all traits of the Mercury psyche. Somehow, Malek actually brought Freddie back to us for the duration of the film, and I thank you for that opportunity to relive all those contradictions that made the man such a unique talent. I honestly would not be surprised if Malek gets an Oscar nomination for his performance. As a matter of fact, wouldn’t it be so cool to have Oscars going to an actor portraying a rock star (Malek as Mercury) and a rock star portraying an up-and-coming rock star (Lady Gaga). Their performances are worthy of such high praise.

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Queen is being immortalized as Funko Pop Rocks soon! I cannot wait to add them to my growing collection of rock stars.

As I have stated before, I was privileged to have seen Queen twice in concert. The first time was their triumphant 1980 The Game Tour, during which the band was celebrating their first American number one album (The Game) and their first two number one songs: “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” and “Another One Bites the Dust.” Then, I saw them on their ill-fated Hot Space Tour, that America said goodbye to the band forever. For some reason, no “self-respecting” American could back an openly gay rock star such as Mercury, even though it was SO obvious in the Seventies that he was gay. But, the Midwest did the same thing to Elton John back during the Reagan era as well. At least now, Queen and more specifically Freddie Mercury have been recognized for their genius. Too bad Freddie never lived to experience his redemption as Elton has.

11.5 Queen - Flash

Today, my friends, I bring to you my personal ranking of all 15 studio albums by Queen, from 15 all the way to number one. So, let’s get this party started.

11.5 15.Queen.Made in Heaven

15. Made in Heaven (1995). It must have been cathartic for the band to have finally put together some music for some vocals that Freddie left behind. This album was released posthumously. My Rating: 6/10.

11.5 14.Queen - The Miracle

14. The Miracle (1989). Overall, this album was the most disappointing to me. For the first time ever, Queen seemed as though they did not care. My Rating: 6.5/10.

11.5 13.Queen - Flash Gordon

13. Flash Gordon (1980). This soundtrack has grown on me over the years. And, I should remember that it is a campy band making soundtrack music for a campy movie. And, when you put it in that context, this album is pretty good. My Rating: 6.5/10.

11.5 12.Queen - A Kind of Magic

12. A Kind of Magic (1986). Back in 1986, this album pissed me off. Back then, I felt Queen was following the trends and not setting them. Boy, was I wrong. When you give the album a chance outside of the context of my mid-Eighties preference for alternative music, Magic is a pretty good album. My Rating: 7/10.

11.5 11.Queen - Queen II

11. Queen II (1974). This is the sound of a young band trying to find their true voice. You can hear what they will become, but they are not yet the Queen we all came to love at this point. My Rating: 7/10.

11.5 10.Queen - Innuendo

10. Innuendo (1991). The last album Queen made while Freddie was still with us was a triumphant comeback of sorts, no matter how briefly that comeback lasted. The album is pompous, majestic and self-assured, just as all great Queen albums are. My Rating: 7.5/10.

11.5 9. Queen - Queen

9. Queen (1973). The band’s debut makes Queen seem as though they were going to battle Led Zeppelin for hard rock supremacy. I guess no one was listening closely to songs like “Great King Rat” and “My Fairy King,” which were early clues to the camp that lay within the band. My Rating: 7.5/10.

11.5 8.Queen - The Works

8. The Works (1984). The Works was the album that proved Queen’s rock might in the Eighties, like everyone needed reminding. Of course, Americans proved their bigotry when they forced MTV to ban the band’s video for “I Want to Break Free” for the members dressing up in drag, using typical English humor (go back and watch episodes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus and you’ll see drag in nearly every episode!). This album should have shot the band back into the stratosphere here in the States, but this was the Reagan era, which we are still suffering from today. My Rating: 8/10.

11.5 7.Queen - News of the World

7. News of the World (1977). This album records Queen at their most raw, as if the band were telling all the trendy punks to stick it. The album is known for the ubiquitous “We Will Rock You” and “We Are the Champions.” The band even gives a nod to Zeppelin with their take on “Whole Lotta Love” called “Get Down, Make Love.” My Rating: 8/10.

11.5 6.Queen - Sheer Heart Attack

6. Sheer Heart Attack (1974). This was the album during which the Queen we all came to love began flexing its muscles. Contains “Killer Queen” and “Now I’m Here.” My Rating: 8.5/10.

11.5 5.Queen - Hot Space

5. Hot Space (1982). I’m telling you right now: This album was THE album that Queen proved they were going to be the band of the Eighties, every bit as innovative as they were in the Seventies. Although their are many dance rhythms used on songs, this is NOT a disco album. This is the album Duran Duran or INXS always wished they could have made. My Rating: 9/10.

11.5 4.Queen - A Day at the Races

4. A Day at the Races (1976). For the longest time, this has remained my favorite Queen album, warts and all. I got it during a difficult time during my life and it got me through it. It’s not really their best, but it does contain “Somebody to Love,” and wouldn’t every band wish they could say that about one of their albums? My Rating: 9/10.

11.5 3.Queen - The Gane

3. The Game (1980). Before this album was ever released, I KNEW it was going to be great. Then, it dropped during the Summer of 1980, and never left my turntable for very low throughout my senior year of high school. If you listen to this album, then Flash Gordon, Hot Space makes perfect sense within that context. My Rating: 9.5/10.

11.5 2.Queen - Jazz

2. Jazz (1978). Talk about an album that keeps getting better with time, Rolling Stone once calls this album a “fascist” album. What the hell did that mean? Boomers hated Queen while us young Boomers/old Gen X-ers loved Queen. And, Jazz is full of Queen classics: “Bicycle Race,” “Fat Bottomed Girls,” “Don’t Stop Me Now” and “Mustapha.” My Rating: 10/10.

11.5 1.Queen - A Night at the Opera

1. A Night at the Opera (1975). What a perfect album that came out at the perfect time. This album shows Queen at its most definitive, as they are being innovative and fearless. Their vocals are impeccable and complex, while their growth as musicians was nearly immeasurable. This is what The Beatles had hoped Sgt. Pepper had sounded like. My Rating: 10/10.

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That’s it! Queen’s career laid out before you, sans all the live albums. Long live one of the greatest bands of all time!

Queen’s 10 Most Innovative Songs

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In the world of rock music and its fandom, people can generally look to an artist or band as their moment when lightning struck them in which that artist becomes the most important thing in that person’s life. With Baby Boomers, most can remember where they were when they saw The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show. For that generation, it was an atomic bomb moment for many of them, with millions going out the next day to buy musical instruments or Beatles records.

11.2 Queen publicity pic

In the early Eighties, young Gen X-ers can remember the moment when Michael Jackson moonwalked his way into the public’s consciousness on the ABC-TV show Motown 25. Then, in the Nineties, Nirvana burst through on MTV with their video for “Smells like Teen Spirit.” But, for those of us who came of age in the mid- to late-Seventies, we have a mixed bag. For some people, it was the sounds of disco, through the artistry of Chic or Donna Summer, while others fell for the hard rock thing through Kiss or classic rock with Journey, Foreigner, Boston, Styx, et. al. Some of us were struck by the Ramones, Sex Pistols or The Clash on a punk level, or The Police, Talking Heads or Devo for new wave.

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Queen in 1975

Then, there was me. I loved hard rock, dance musics, new wave, punk and all the rest. Yet, no one artist really stuck out to me, until I heard a song on the radio in 1974. The song? “Killer Queen” by the English band Queen. At that moment, I heard within a three-to-four minute song everything that I enjoyed about music. I loved the cheekiness of the band, men who were so comfortable in their own skin that they could play around with sexual identity definitions, as well as making music with a huge sense of humor. Immediately, I got exactly what Queen was all about, so I became the biggest Queen fan during the years leading up to the appearance of Prince. While many of my friends were put-off by the band’s Freddie Mercury’s apparent sexual orientation, I found his stage presence absolutely amusing. When I was young, my mother was working on her master’s degree in art and would often take me to her college classes. Of course, I met many effeminate men, but it never was an issue to me as they treated me with great respect. Therefore, Queen never was as off-putting to me as they were to many of my friends.

11.2 Queen live 1981
Queen in 1981, the first year I saw them in concert

Today, a movie is being released about Freddie Mercury and the rest of the band Queen, guitarist Brian May, drummer Roger Taylor and bassist John Deacon. We live in much different times within society, so Queen’s shtick may seem tame today, but back in the Seventies, they were Elton John on steroids. Hopefully, the man playing Freddie will be able to pull off one of the most difficult rock legends. I have high hopes of a great movie, but they are tempered by the fact that movies about modern rock artists or athletes are usually hokey. My main example of the silly is the Mark Wahlberg/Jennifer Aniston vehicle Rock Star. And, Freddie, my friends, continues to reign as bigger than life.

11.2 Freddie at Live Aid
Freddie had Wembley Stadium eating out of his hands during Live Aid in 1985

So, in honor of one of my first favorite artists of all-time, I would like to present a list of what I consider to be Queen’s 10 Most Innovative Songs. I hope this gets you ready for the movie this weekend!

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Record Store release of the 12-inch version of “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
  1. “Bohemian Rhapsody” (A Night at the Opera, 1975). Was there any doubt? Take a ballad opening, segue into an opera middle and end with heavy metal, and you think it would be a mess. Wrong! It’s heavenly!
  2. “Somebody to Love” (A Day at the Races, 1976). How do the boys follow up “Rhapsody”? How about some black gospel music? That’s exactly what “Somebody to Love” was all about. Need I see anymore? Nope!
  3. “Killer Queen” (Sheer Heart Attack, 1974). Before this song, Queen seemed to be on the verge of becoming a glam-version of Led Zeppelin, at least, until “Killer Queen” was released. How, Queen had their own sound that made them rise above the rest.
  4. “We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions” (News of the World, 1977). Sporting events were NEVER the same again. A team wins a championship, and “Champions” will be blared through the speakers. Then “Rock You” is constantly used to fire up a crowd at various crucial moments during a game. Although these songs were signs of their immense egos, they are now used for sports teams’ successes.
  5. “Another One Bites the Dust” (The Game, 1980). In 1978, The Rolling Stones went disco with their brilliant “Miss You.” Fast-forward to 1980, and Queen goes funk with “Another One Bites the Dust”. The critics blast them, while the public buys millions of copies of the single. And, the rest is history.
  6. “Under Pressure (with David Bowie)” (Hot Space, 1982). Can you believe that this song NEVER made the American Top 20? I’m not kidding! That fact continues to blow my mind. You have two of the greatest artists of all-time coming together to create a very important single, and it can’t break the Top 20 here, while we made Olivia Newton-John’s “Physical” number one for nine weeks at the same time. And, then Vanilla Ice stole the melody and went to number one with his crappy “Ice, Ice Baby.” Go figure!
  7. “Radio Ga Ga” (The Works, 1984). The band had the backs up against the wall after the commercial disaster of Hot Space, when they released a song that actually bridged the gap between the Seventies and Eighties, musically speaking. This is a fantastic single that introduced Queen to the MTV generation.
  8. “Bicycle Race” (Jazz, 1978). Not so much a song as a musical and lyrical collage. No one had ever attempted this forerunner to the whole post-punk movement. And, today’s indie kids should go back, listen to this song and learn from it.
  9. “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” (The Game, 1980). This was released during the heady days of new wave, during a time when artists were looking forward and backwards for inspiration at the same time. This rockabilly cut appeared two-to-three years before the Stray Cats and other rockabilly wannabes made a brief appearance in the early-Eighties. Plus, no one could imitate Elvis Presley as Freddie could.
  10. “Now I’m Here” (Sheer Heart Attack, 1974). Okay, on record, this is a very good hard rock song. But, when it was played live, this song took on a whole new life, from the illusion of Freddie standing on both sides of the stage at the beginning of the song to the way the band wails throughout. In concert, the theatricality of the song became very apparent.
11.2 We Are the Champions 12 inch RSD
“We Are the Champions”/”We Will Rock You” 12-inch Record Store Day re

From 1973 through Freddie Mercury’s death, Queen was one of the most popular bands in the world. Through the intervening years, Queen’s management has done a fantastic job of keeping the band in the public’s consciousness. Queen is my Beatles, for the impact they made on my life. In my humble opinion, these ten songs represent Queen’s most important songs that led them in becoming one of the world’s most cherished bands. Viva la Freddie Mercury! And, viva la Queen!