Walking Through My Winter Wonderland of Modern Christmas Songs, #81-100

12.10 Beatles Sweater

“Let me take down, ’cause I’m going to…” [“Strawberry Fields” – The Beatles]

38 years ago this past Saturday, one of the biggest events of my life occurred when it was announced during Monday Night Football that former Beatle John Lennon had been assassinated outside his apartment, The Dakota, in front of his wife Yoko Ono. That event struck me in a way that many people must have felt in the aftermath of the President John Kennedy assassination. I remember being in a funk the next day at school, talking with my physics teacher about the situation, since he too was feeling the same way.

Over the next couple of years, I devoured books and magazine articles about John Lennon and The Beatles. I combed through his lyrics, learning to recognize his songs from Paul McCartney’s, even though they shared songwriting credit with every one of their songs during their time with The Beatles. Now, did I become a Beatles or even a John Lennon expert? Simply put, no. But, what I keep learning did lead to my first foray into rock writing, as I wrote my research paper for my English 102 class on Lennon. The cool thing about picking that subject for my paper was that my professor’s husband taught a class on The Beatles at Ball State, so he was constantly sending me feedback on my paper, along with leads toward more and better information, with his wife being our conduit. The professor was the second English professor in college that took an interest in my writing and attempted to convince me to convert to creative writing from science as my major. But, that’s another story. Ultimately, John Lennon taught me to follow my inner light and stick with my truth. It was simple, yet powerful, especially to an eighteen/nineteen-year-old with an extremely short attention span.

“Living is easy with eyes closed/Misunderstanding all you see…” [“Strawberry Fields” – The Beatles]

After writing that paper, slowly my eyes began to open allowing me to begin to see what my calling in life would eventually be. It took me another 12 years, but I finally became a teacher and coach, and that may not have happened had I not written that paper on Lennon.

12.10 Ventures

In much the same manner, I may not have become a modern Christmas music fanatic had I not heard the classic Christmas album The Ventures Christmas Album. As a youngster, I would cajole my babysitter until she would put the album on her console stereo, handing me the album cover, turning on the color wheel light that shone on her silver aluminum Christmas tree, leaving me to my five-year-old thoughts. The sounds of surf rock guitar playing instrumental Christmas carols with each song having integrated a great rock hit of the past year or so within the context of the songs. So, I was hearing Christmas music being mixed with the guitar riffs from such songs as “Wooly Bully” and “Paperback Writer”. The whole thing was the birth of a new musical language being created, and it was influencing my young brain.

That album, along with choice cuts from Phil Spector’s now-classic Christmas album, “Snoopy’s Christmas” by The Royal Guardsmen and Paul Revere & the Raiders’ Christmas albums were among my gateway drugs of this new experience I was getting and loving. So, folks, therein lies the root of my Christmas music fixation, as I continue to search for new ways to present the same old songs that will speak to a generation, much as Lennon did to a slightly older version of me when he and Yoko released “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” as a new decade was dawning.

12.10 Santa Smashes Guitar

Thank you, John Lennon and The Ventures for leading me into this rock world version of Christmas music. Now, back to the countdown, my friends, as we enter my Top 100 Favorite Modern Christmas Songs.

12.10 100.Elmo & Patsy

100. Elmo & Patsy – “Grandmas Got Run Over by a Reindeer” [1979]

99. Ike & Tina Turner – “Merry Christmas Baby” [1965]

98. Jose Feliciano – “Feliz Navidad” [1970]

97. Band Aid 20 – “Do They Know It’s Christmas” [2004]

96. Rod Stewart & Dolly Parton – “Baby It’s Cold Outside” [2004]

12.10 95.The OJays

95. The O’Jays – “Christmas Ain’t Christmas New Year’s Ain’t New Year’s Without the One You Love” [1969]

94. The Royal Guardsmen – “Snoopy’s Christmas” [1967]

93. Gwen Stefani ft. Blake Shelton – “You Make It Feel like Christmas” [2017]

92. Clarence Carter – “Back Door Santa” [1968]

91. Chuck Berry – “Run Rudolph Run” [1958]

12.10 90.Train

90. Train – “Shake Up Christmas” [2015]

89. The Smashing Pumpkins – “Christmastime” [1997]

88. Weather Girls – “Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)” [1983]

87. The Monkees – “Unwrap You at Christmas” [2018]

12.10 86.Stevie Wonder

86. Stevie Wonder – “What Christmas Means to Me” [1967]

85. The Chipmunks – “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” [1958]

84. Katy Perry – “A Cozy Little Christmas” [2018]

83. Ramones – “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)” [1987]

82. Lindsey Stirling – “Christmas C’mon” [2017]

12.10 81.Dolly Parton

81. Dolly Parton – “Hard Candy Christmas” [1978]

And, we keep rolling through the holiday hits! Numbers get smaller, but the hits get bigger. See you tomorrow for the next 20 hits. And, remember, don’t bully Rudolph!

Day 5 of My Top 200 Christmas Songs

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Last night, I visited my mother who now resides in the memory unit of a nearby nursing home. It was a great visit, as she was in art teacher mode and making suggestions for the improvement of the decorations of Christmas tree in the dining area. She said that it could use “more red.” That was classic old Mom. But, right before we left, she turned to my wife and asked what she wanted for Christmas. Well, immediately, my wife’s tears began to well, as for the first time in months, Mom had a brief moment of clarity. But, as we left, Mom was back in her world, where it seems I am now a baby, her parents are alive, but, somehow, she is NOT married to my dad. Simply put, Alzheimer’s is a terrible disease.

Now, if I had an inkling of musical talent, I know I would try to write a Christmas hit song. Oh, sure, I’d love to write a regular hit song, but a hit Christmas song makes a comeback every year, meaning annual paychecks. Let’s face it, Mariah Carey hit a goldmine when she wrote and recorded “All I Want for Christmas Is You.” Now, she has arguably the third most successful Christmas song, behind “White Christmas” and “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

See what I mean? Heck, look at Clarence Carter. His blues career is average at best. But, whenever Christmas rolls around, we always hear his terrific “Back Door Santa.” So, when all of those Christmas compilations with his song on it sells, his royalty check just inflates. Then, there are those songwriting royalties that roll in from all the sales of cover versions of his song by all the rock artists who have decided they needed a Christmas song dripping with sexual innuendo., just like his “Back Door Santa.”

So, it’s on with the countdown.

12.7 120.Clarence Reid

120. Clarence Reid – “Winter Man” [1974]

119. The Genuine Flakes – “All I Want for Christmas” [2009]

118. Gene Autry – “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” [1949]

117. The Three Wisemen (aka XTC) – “Thanks for Christmas” [1983]

12.7 116.Sia

116. Sia – “Santa’s Coming for Us” [2017]

115. Jackie Wilson – “Deck the Halls” [1963]

114. Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats – “Santa Baby” [2017]

113. Lita Ford & Cherie Curie – “Rock This Christmas Down” [2013]

112. JD McPherson – “All the Gifts I Need” [2018]

12.7 111.Bob Rivers

111. Bob Rivers – “The Twelve Pains of Christmas” [1987]

110. Thunderpussy – “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” [2018]

109. Lauren Daigle – “What Child Is This?” [2016]

108. !!! – “And Anyway It’s Christmas” [2013]

107. The Salsoul Orchestra – “Christmas Medley” [1976]

12.7 106.Squeeze

106. Squeeze – “Christmas Day” [1979]

105. The Sonics – “Santa Claus” [1965]

104. Miley Cyrus – “My Sad Christmas Song” [2015]

103. The Donnas – “Up on the Housetop” [2013]

102. No Doubt – “Oi to the World” [1997]

12.7 101.Johnny Cash

101. Johnny Cash – “Christmas as We Knew It” [1957]

We are at the halfway point of this countdown. I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Day 4: ‘Jingle Bell Rocks!’& Collecting Christmas Music

12.6 Merry Xmas Graffiti

Well, it’s Day 7 of the Great Sinus Infection of 2018, and my antibiotic, which was my fifth dose, seems to be finally kicking in. So, maybe the delirium I have been experiencing will finally begin to leave and my writing might become clearer.

I finally sat down long enough to watch that aforementioned documentary about Christmas music entitled Jingle Bell Rocks! This documentary is just a simple yet powerful look into Christmas music, in its boom days of post-World War II up to and including present day. And, I am not talking about the songs we sing in church or those carols we sang in school. The music industry quietly pushed this genre into a six-week time period, during which you mainly hear the same, tired, overplayed tunes each year. But, there are some terrific songs we have forgotten about from the Fifties and Sixties, while some current artists are injecting some life into the genre. Collectors of the music include major names like Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne and film director John Waters. Through these people I have discovered some great Christmas songs within the hip hop, reggae and heavy metal genres all the way through contemporary pop, old soul and power pop. And, Jingle Bell Rocks exposes the viewer to music from all decades.

When push comes to shove, maybe this obsession began on those cold Christmas Eve nights when as a youngster, I spent long, sleepless nights in anticipation of Jolly Old St. Nick’s arrival. It was during those nights that I discovered some of those Christmas songs that I love to this day. I flipped the dial on my old AM radio, seeking out music, when out of that speaker came the magical vocal mix of the Harry Simeone Chorale doing their definitive version “The Little Drummer Boy.” Which, led to Nat King Cole’s version of “The Little Boy Santa Forgot”, the Temptations’ “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” and, over time, Cheech & Chong’s brilliant “Santa Claus & His Old Lady.” Still, this whole obsession did not kick off until the days of Napster, which I used for Christmas music, of all things. Now, it is a fun obsession for me from mid-October to New Year’s Day.

Lately, I have been making a “mixtape” for friends and family members of this obscure stuff. And, because of Jingle Bell Rocks!, I have discovered their are millions of crazy people out there doing the same thing. I just wish we could create a website where we all could shared our mixtapes with each other. If you, the reader, know of a website like this in existence, let me know!

With that said, let’s jump back into the countdown. Here’s my next 20 songs in my Top 200 Christmas Songs of All Time.

12.6 140.Leona Lewis

140. Leona Lewis – “One More Sleep” [2013]

139. Barenaked Ladies – “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” [1997]

138. The Free Design – “Close Your Mouth (It’s Christmas)” [1968]

137. Kate Bush – “December Will Be Magic Again” [1980]

12.6 136.Eric Clapton

136. Eric Clapton – “For Love on Xmas Day” [2018]

135. Kylie Minogue – “Santa Baby” [2016]

134. Amy Grant – “Tennessee Christmas” [1984]

133. Twisted Sister – “O Come All Ye Faithful” [2006]

132. Kelly Clarkson – “Underneath the Tree” [2013]

12.6 131.Tevin Campbell

131. Tevin Campbell – “O Holy Night” [1992]

130. Jackson 5 – “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” [1970]

129. Chris Rea – “Driving Home for Christmas” [1988]

128. Merle Haggard – “If We Make It Through December” [1973]

127. Big Star – “Jesus Christ” [1978]

12.6 126.Holidayland

126. They Might Be Giants – “Santa’s Beard” [1988]

125. The Pretenders – “2000 Miles” [1984]

124. Otis Redding – “Merry Christmas Baby” [1968]

123. Frank Sinatra – “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” [1963]

122. Roy Orbison – “Pretty Paper” [1963]

12.6 121.Joni Mitchell

121. Joni Mitchell – “River” [1971]

Eighty songs into this countdown today, we will hit the halfway point tomorrow. And, in the words of the prophet Casey Kasem, “Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.”

Day 3 of My 200 Holiday Favorites

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Welcome to Day 3 of my current attempt to justify my love of modern Christmas music. Sure, there are songs which get to be annoying if I hear it too often (Jose Feliciano’s “Feliz Navidad,” the classic it is, has ALWAYS held that title for me), but by having a very diversified mp3 collection, even the most annoying song can be ignored for as long as I’d like. And, sometimes I download a purposely annoying song, only to put it on my annual mixtape on CD. Then, after I hand out that first disc around Thanksgiving, I always feel a little guilty for forcing those songs on my loved ones. So, I end up making a second CD with all of the “good” pop yuletide songs for that particular year.

Now, it has been a long time, over 20 years, since there has been an original Christmas song that was a big hit. No one can forget Mariah Carey’s magnificent “All I Want for Christmas Is You” becoming a Top Ten hit in the early Nineties. Since then, there has been a HUGE void in new original hit Christmas songs. But, that has not been without artists trying. Once again, radio programmers have become restrictive and not allowed some of these terrific songs to become hits. But, let’s face it, if an artist has a hit holiday song, that song can be pulled out for six weeks each year, making that artist some big change. Theoretically, Mariah doesn’t need another hit ever because of the annual success of “All I Want…”

Anyway, I have included some pretty good modern Christmas songs that I hope will one day make the annual Christmas playlists of Sirrus radio stations.

Okay, let’s just get to the countdown! Time for 20 more Christmas songs! Buckle your seat belts; it’s time to get this thing started!

12.5 160.The Grip Weeds

160. The Grip Weeds – “Merry Christmas All” (2011)

159. Nat King Cole – “The Christmas Song” (1946)

158. RuPaul – “Hey Sis, It’s Christmas” (2018)

157. Darlene Love – “All Alone on Christmas” (1992)

12.5 156.She and Him

156. She & Him – “Christmas Waltz” (2011)

155. Dean Martin – “Baby It’s Cold Outside” (1959)

154. Kanye West Ft. Cam’ron, Jim Jones, Vado, Cyhi da Prynce, Pusha T, Musiq Soulchild, Teyana Taylor and Big Sean – “Christmas in Harlem” (2010)

153. Charles Brown – “Please Come Home for Christmas” (1960)

152. Vanessa Williams – “What Child Is This?” (1992)

12.5 151.John Legend

151. John Legend – “Wrap Me Up in Your Love” (2018)

150. Fetty Wap ft. Monty – “Merry Xmas” (2015)

149. Pet Shop Boys – “It Doesn’t Often Snow at Christmas” (1999)

148. Buck Owens – “Daddy Looked a Lot like Santa” (1965)

147. Outkast – “Player’s Ball” (1994)

12.5 146.OK Go

146. OK Go – “Father Christmas” (2006)

145. Lynyrd Skynyrd – “Greensleeves” (2000)

144. Buzz of Delight – “Christmas” (1983)

143. Mavis Staples – “Christmas Vacation” (1989)

142. The dB’s – “Christmas Time” (1987)

12.5 141.Prince

141. Prince – “Another Lonely Christmas” (1984)

Twenty more Christmas songs are done, bringing us to sixty in my list, leaving us with 140 songs to go. See you tomorrow! Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!

Day 2 of My Stroll Through My Favorite Modern Christmas Music

12.4 Rock n Roll Xmas Tree

Welcome to Day 2 of this unnecessary form of punishment that I am putting you through. So, during the month of December 2018, I will be working out this psychosis during the last month of this year. So, I am kind of putting my readership through hell as I perform my own version of the terrific Christmas music collector documentary, Jingle Bell Rocks! A few years ago, I picked up a special Record Store Day Black Friday DVD release of this film and have not looked back since. During this film, I realized that I wasn’t the only person afflicted with this love of modern Christmas music. As a matter of fact, Rev Run of Run-D.M.C., Wayne Coyne of Flaming Lips and music impresario Bill Adler were just a few who discussed their love of the genre.

So, what is it that drives a person to try to uncover that certain Ray Parker Jr. B-side, “Christmas Is Here” or finally own a seven-inch vinyl version of Wizzard’s “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday.” Well, maybe, I will figure this out by the end of this countdown. Then again, maybe I’m just a big kid in adult’s clothing. Hmmm…

Let’s get today’s 20 songs, and let the self-reflection wait another 23 hours. Here were go!

12.4 Temptations

180. The Temptations – “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” (1968)

179. The Mavericks – “Christmas Time Is (Coming ‘Round Again)” (2018)

178. Louis Armstrong – “Zat You Santa Claus?” (1953)

177. The Shins – “Wonderful Christmastime” (2012)

12.4 John Coltrane

176. John Coltrane – “My Favorite Things” (1961)

175. Sufjan Stevens – “Put the Lights on the Tree” (2006)

174. Britney Spears – “My Only Wish (This Year)” (2000)

173. Thurl Ravenscroft – “You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch” (1965)

172. Ramonas – “Santa’s Got a GTO” (1991)

12.4 George Thorogood

171. George Thorogood & the Destroyers – “Rock and Roll Christmas” (1983)

170. Destiny’s Child – “8 Days of Christmas” (2001)

169. The Brian Setzer Orchestra – “Jingle Bells” (2002)

168. Justin Bieber – “Mistletoe” (2011)

167. Rodney Crowell – “Christmas Everywhere” (2018)

12.4 The Ventures

166. The Ventures – “Frosty the Snowman” (1965)

165. The Hold Steady – “Christmas Is the Time to Say I Love You” (2015)

164. Devo – “Merry Something to You” (2010)

163. Farrah – “Christmas Won’t Happen” (2014)

162. Blink-182 – “I Won’t Be Home for Christmas” (1997)

12.4 Smokey Robinson

161. Smokey Robinson – “Christmas Everyday” (2017)

Forty songs down, and whole crap-load more to go. Uh, Merry Christmas! I’ll be back tomorrow! For better or worse.

Ring My Christmas Bells: My Top 200 Modern Christmas Songs

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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, I am one of those annoying people who love collecting Christmas music. I scour the internet and record stores for unusual modern Christmas music. Yes, this does annoy my family, but for some reason my two daughters-in-law still like to receive my annual Christmas mixtape on CD.

I’m not sure why I do this, except I have vivid memories of listening to The Ventures’ Christmas Album, on which these Rock & Roll Hall of Famers turned twelve Christmas songs into rock guitar lessons which integrate hits of the day into each Christmas song.  I first heard this album at my babysitter’s home and loved it so much that I was asking her to play it for me in July. Finally, my parents bought the album for me when I was five years-old, making the year that I got my first copy of this classic album in 1968.

After that, my Christmas music tastes exploded, going from The Royal Guardsmen’s “Snoopy’s Christmas” and the Partridge Family’s Christmas album. Then, I started to hear songs like Elton John’s “Step into Christmas,” Bruce Springsteen’s take on The Crystals’ version of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” and “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney. Slowly, other songs were released her, such as “Same Old Lang Syne” by Dan Fogelberg and the radio hit of “Celebrate Me Home” by Kenny Loggins.

Throughout the Seventies, I would hear songs that had been released in England yet never were released in Central Indiana. So I was left to pray that I could hear Slade’s “Merry Xmas Everybody” or The Kinks’ “Father Christmas.” Slowly, these songs were being made available on compilation albums here in the States during the Eighties. Then, during the CD explosion, all of those older Christmas rock songs were being sold on various CD-forms. Finally, when mp3s were popularized, it finally became easier to final these brilliant versions of modern holiday songs.

So, today, I will begin the countdown of my favorite 200 Christmas songs.

12.3 200.Los Straightjackets

200. Los Straightjackets – “Christmas Weekend” (2018)

199. Taylor Swift – “Christmas Must Be Something More” (2007)

198. Mary J. Blige – “Christmas in the City” (1997)

197. Jimmy Durante – “Frosty the Snowman” (1969)

196. The Beach Boys – “The Man with All the Toys” (1963)

12.3 195.Low

195. Low – “Just like Christmas” (2004)

194. Jason Mraz – “Winter Wonderland” (2003)

193. Run the Jewels – “A Christmas F**king Miracle” (2013)

192. KC & the Sunshine Band – “Let’s Go Dancing with Santa” (2018)

191. Quiet Company – “Merry Christmas, the President Is Terrible” (2018)

12.3 190.Harry Belafonte

190. Harry Belafonte – “Mary’s Boy Child” (1956)

189. Dave Matthews Band – “The Christmas Song” (1997)

188. The Monkees – “What Would Santa Do” (2018)

187. Karla DeVito – “Santa Claus Is Coming to My House” (1982)

186. Burl Ives – “Holly Jolly Christmas” (1964)

12.3 185.Lady Gaga

185. Lady Gaga ft. Space Cowboy – “Christmas Tree” (2008)

184. Jessie J – “The Man with the Bag” (2018)

183. The Killers ft. Toni Halliday – “A Great Big Sled” (2006)

182. Marvin Gaye – “Purple Snowflakes” (1973)

12.3 181.Ella Fitzgerald

181. Ella Fitzgerald – “Sleigh Ride” (1960)

Twenty songs and 180 to go! We’ll pick up at 180 tomorrow. Later!

 

 

Three Kellers and a Record Store Day

11.29 RSD BF 2018

Two times a year, my boys and I have a morning that has been a bit of a tradition for the three of us. One day happens in April, on the third Saturday of that month, while the other happens on the Friday after Thanksgiving, known as Black Friday. On these two days, independent records stores throughout the world join together to encourage record collecting enthusiasts and hipsters to show up at their favorite nearby store to wander in to check out the special (mostly) vinyl releases artists have put out.

11.29 Outkast - Rosa Parks

Over the years, the three of us have purchased among the items such as limited edition singles by The Rolling Stones, Talking Heads, Hüsker Dü, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen, among many others, as well as albums and 10-inch and 12-inch EPs and singles by Cheap Trick, Big Star, Joan Jett, The Notorious B.I.G., Wu-Tang Clan, etc. Sure, we do it for the music, but mainly for us to spend a couple of hours together in a place that has always seemed a bit magical to us: The Record Store.

11.29 CT - The Epic Archive Vol. 2

And, I have stated on the blog several times how I used to take the boys into the record store in Oxford, Ohio, when we lived there in their youth. My older son remembers it well, while my younger one just takes my word for it. When we moved back to Indiana, I finally made the musical move from vinyl to CD, although I never got rid of my vinyl collection. The boys learned the correct way to care for their music so it would last longer, with the lesson being more emphasized on the vinyl collection, knowing they would inherit it. But, who could have predicted vinyl’s major comeback during the day and age of mp3s and streaming? As I age, I am so thankful vinyl is coming back, because I can read those liner notes so much easier on a vinyl album rather than on an insert from a CD. Plus, like most old people, I prefer the tangible objects that albums brings as opposed to owning these ethereal musical files on my hard drive or paying for online radio (streaming).

The irony of music collections would have to be its environmental impact. I should prefer the electronic versions, but I can’t help it. I want to hold the cover as the stylus interprets the engraved pits in the vinyl into sound waves that sounds like music to my ears. I simply prefer my musical experience to involve more senses than just my hearing. I have an intellectual curiosity that is stimulated by the information on the cover, inner sleeve and inserts of a 12-inch vinyl album.

11.29 VA - Big Star Small World

So, on this past Black Friday, my boys and a fraternity brother from the college days all rose early from our warm beds, only to drive up to an hour to our favorite record store, Village Green Records in Muncie, Indiana. We got there just a little behind schedule, only to discover that we were in a much better position in the line that was gathering that Friday morning a good hour before the store opened at 9 AM. Like I said, we got there 15 minutes before the doors opened and were all in the first ten people who got in the store.

11.29 TH - Remain in Light

Now, with every Record Store Day (RSD) event, the RSD website will release a list of upcoming special releases for those days about four to six weeks ahead of time. Like any good shopper, you peruse the list and choose those releases that you want and will fit in your budget. Additionally, that list will tell you how many copies will be released of that special Dio record pressed as a picture disc, so you can gauge the potential demand. This year, my number one target was a special release of Cheap Trick’s second volume of rarities and demos. The problem was the manufacturing number: only 1100 albums were printed. So, over the years, I have developed a backup plan for this situation in case it arises – I call my buddy in St. Louis, who always enjoys an adventure in record stores, even though he is not a collector. Immediately, I discovered that Muncie did NOT receive a copy of the Cheap Trick album. So, I called my buddy, who would wait until the lines go down there (the two stores he visited initially had lines with at least AN HOUR wait! See why we go to Muncie? Indy was turning into a madhouse by the fourth year of this event.).

11.29 Bangles.DreamSyndicate.3OClock.RainParade - 3x4

So, back in Muncie, I found the next three albums on my list: a vinyl release of a tribute album to Big Star called Big Star, Small World which was pressed on powder blue vinyl; a special Matthew Sweet album of new material that he promised he would NOT be releasing on CD entitled Wicked System of Things that was on clear marbled with blue vinyl; and a compilation of the four best bands from L.A.’s early Eighties Paisley Underground scene, titled 3×4, where one band recorded three cover songs of the other band’s music, with the bands being The Bangles (first known as The Bangs during their club days), The Dream Syndicate, Rain Parade and The Three O’Clock. Ironically, the latter album in my purchase was the one I was taking a risk purchasing yet has become my favorite purchase of the day. All three albums are top-notch power pop albums that just sound terrific on my stereo. My boys found what they were looking for, as #1 got a special red vinyl album of Talking Heads masterpiece Remain in Light, though he is still hoping for that four-album box set of The Byrds’ Sweetheart of the Rodeo, so he can finally hear how that album was supposed to sound with Gram Parsons’ vocals placed back in the mix. He did pick up a copy of the rare Repo Man Soundtrack (which, as he says, is more known for who is on it as opposed what is on it) and a vinyl-version of the album he got on cassette for his fifth birthday when we had, ironically enough, moved to Muncie: New Kids on the Block – Hanging Tough (he claims its for his daughter, but I would have tried to say that about an Archies album when he was little too.). And, #2 picked up the 12-inch single of “Rosa Parks” by Outkast but put back a copy of a live Rage Against the Machine album when he discovered a vinyl version of a favorite from his youth, Blink 182’s Enema of the State. And, finally, my frat brother got a Blue Öyster Cult live album on blue vinyl (pretty spot on!) and a special release by Stone Temple Pilots with their new lead singer, which he says cannot measure up to Scott Weiland. But, honestly, who can?

11.29 The Byrds - Sweetheart of the Rodeo

Once again, it was a day of great memories made. Lots of jokes between my boys, who seemed to have developed their own language over the years, with most of those jokes at the expense of their old man’s taste in music. And, honestly, that’s the way it should be. I still cannot think of a better place to hang out with my boys than a record store. It seems to be the one place where the three of us are just naturally us, with no social constructs or family hierarchy to adhere to.

11.29 The b52s - Cosmic Thing

Oh, by the way, my buddy found the Cheap Trick album at the SECOND store he went to. It’s always great to have a buddy crazy enough to help a brother in “need.” And, for the second year in a row, he came through. I guess I’ll have to finally call him “Clutch.” After all, he did sink a last-second shot during a basketball game our sophomore year in high school. Of course, he was supposed to pass the ball to me for that shot, but he made the right decision. Thanks Clutch! At least I did not have to go to my two backup albums: Madonna’s Ray of Light on clear vinyl and The B-52’s Cosmic Thing on rainbow vinyl, both of which I own. Though, those vinyl colors sound sweet!

11.29 Madonna - Ray of Light

Wait! We will ALWAYS have that first Phish concert together in Cincinnati! That was when a Phish-head said to us in an elevator, “A dad and his two sons…pretty cool! I wish my dad had taken me to a concert.” It’s always nice to feel a little envy.

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11.28 Bruce & the Whole Band

I LOVE rock music.

Let’s just let that sentence float through the ether, allowing it to resonate, reverberate and, quite possibly, regurgitate.

Now, is this love the same “love” that I use for my wife. No. For my boys? No. For my daughters-in-law? No. For my granddaughter? No. Nor for my parents, extended family, in-laws and friends.

Is it an equal love for rock music that I once had for running or basketball or coaching or teaching? Simply, no.

Yet, I do find the study of the history of rock music quite stimulating, which when combined with my love of listening to this very inclusive form of music, stimulates endorphins in my brain that I interpret as love. And, few artists have impassioned me as Bruce Springsteen has. Perhaps, it is the inherent love of music that Springsteen expresses through his music that I have latched on to since this time of the year in 1975, when, as my family and I were decorating our Christmas tree when I heard “Born to Run” for the first time. For the first time, I heard someone who LOVE rock music has passionately as any human being could love an inanimate object or ideal. Yet, for that four minutes and 31 seconds of that rock & roll bliss, I was hearing the passion of a pastor for his savior. Or, was Bruce a shaman? Who cares! This was the sound of a man who was actually putting all of his money on the hand he was holding, and he was holding an all-inclusive version of rock & roll in his soul that he HAD to pass on to us.

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Although I held onto my Kiss fandom a bit longer, that very day I heard the man whose music would one day help me survive the latter days of high school, college and my initial ventures into manhood. The only person whose passion for the gospel of rock music came close to equaling Springsteen’s was Tom Petty. Where Kiss, Queen and Cheap Trick were invested in entertainment nearly as equally as their music, Springsteen and Petty believed in the spiritual transforming quality of rock. They represented the gospel of rock music, with Bruce playing Peter to Tom’s Luke.

Now, I will NEVER claim to be an expert of any rock artist, specifically. Nor, am I like Dick Clark and know the flipside of every single he ever played, along with the running times for said songs. I am a generalist, though I do have way more books on Prince and Power Pop than any other artist or genre in my personal library. Quite possibly I have as wide-ranging of a rock music knowledge base as anyone who does not write for a major rock magazine. So, when I decided to celebrate Bruce Springsteen’s music today, I wanted to warn my Springsteen-fanatics that I have no personal relationship with The Boss, though I would love to shake hands with the man. And, I have no special tidbits to offer my Boss-fanatics. I simply want to rank his studio albums, according to my tastes in music. Certainly, I expect some blow-back from the Springsteenologists out there. Please remember that I am a simple man just attempting to rank this rock deity’s albums from my least favorite to my most favorite.

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So, Springsteen fans, let’s do this thing! Finally, I will honor the man that my wife and I saw back in October of 1985 put on one of the best concerts we have ever seen. Now, start the countdown!

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20. Human Touch (1992). Back in the early Nineties, Guns N’ Roses released two CDs simultaneously, and the stunt was profitable for the band. So, Springsteen tried the same thing, releasing Human Touch and Lucky Town at the same time. Big mistake! This album was the weaker of the two, filled with nothing but substandard songs performed without his brothers in arms, the E-Street Band. Outside of the title song, this thing is a mess.

19. Lucky Town (1992). Here’s the other album Bruce released in 1992, and to me, it’s only marginally better. Unfortunately, Springsteen is still not using the E-Street Band, and the music is still flat like Human Touch. Let me add my voice to the litany of writers and fans who have said that maybe these two albums should have been pared down to one.

18. The Ghost of Tom Joad (1995). You know, this album is not that bad, it’s simply a statement about the great quality of Bruce’s catalog. Some have said this is his follow-up to Nebraska, but other than the folkie style, this album is a completely different statement, with The Boss simply trying to find his way through celebrity, which is what the Nineties seemed to be for the man himself.

17. Devils & Dust (2005). This is an intense and stark album musically and lyrically. I find this album to be a difficult yet rewarding listen. Until recently, I hadn’t listened to this album for a decade. Unlike the previous three, which I haven’t listened to since their releases, this album does have some great songs on it.

16. Tracks (1998)/18 Tracks (1999). Yes, Tracks is a box set of unreleased material, while 18 Tracks is the single disc distillation of the box. But, I love these songs. I just cannot believe many of these gems were left off the albums, but this box just proves how brilliant a songwriter Bruce is.

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15. Working on a Dream (2010). Bruce catches hell about this album, but for some reason I just love it. I love the simplicity of the music and lyrics, as if this were created as a children’s record, although The Boss does drop an F-bomb during “Queen of the Supermarket,” a song so sweet that it just might be his most personal love song he has ever written. Plus, “Outlaw Pete” has become a children’s book, which reminds me that I gotta get it for my grandchildren to read at my house.

14. Magic (2007). This album was the bright light during a very dark time in my life. I was in the midst of battling physician after physician attempting to find a method of pain relief. And, this album of anthems of humans forcing their ways through life was one of my musical solaces from that time period. I couldn’t believe that I could still turn to Bruce’s music to help me through life just as he had since 1975.

13. Wrecking Ball (2012). Bruce sped through the first 15 years of the 21st century in what might have been his most creative streak of his career. Wrecking Ball represented the next-to-last album of the burst of creativity, and you could tell he had been saving up for his biggest statement to date as a reaction to the antics of the Tea Party. I sure hope Bruce’s next album is his statement against Trumpism.

12. High Hopes (2013). The last album of Bruce’s 21st century creativity run, High Hopes may have been an album of re-recording of a batch of his songs, but these versions nailed it. And what can I say about the addition of Tom Morrello’s guitar to the electric version of “The Ghost of Tom Joad” is a natural amalgamation of Bruce and Rage Against the Machine.

11. Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. (1973). Yes, I never heard this album until I had been a fan of Bruce’s for a decade. But, there are great songs on this album. No, Bruce had not yet found his groove, but you just knew the journey was going to be great just from the music on this album. Thank goodness Manfred Mann had a huge hit with “Blinded by the Light” because those royalties kept him alive during those rough days when he was trying to get his career under HIS control. “Growing Up” remains one of my favorite songs ever by him, as he just nailed what it meant to be changing from a child to an adult.

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10. The Rising (2002). This was the right album at the right time by the right artist. Finally, the nation could put 9/11 behind us just get back to being Americans in the world. We were changed, we would NOT forgot, but maybe we shouldn’t be lashing out with vengeance but turning toward each other and showing love. That’s a lesson that our society needs to remember.

9. The Wild, the Innocent and the E Street Shuffle (1973). Bruce’s sophomore was no slump. His greatest song, “Rosalita,” is on this album. You would not believe how many parties in college during which this song became the highlight. And there was nothing like acting like The Boss as my roommate played The Big Man during this song. This album would be great if it were only “Rosalita,” but it’s not. And, that’s why it continues to stand the test of time.

8. We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions (2006). So, The Boss follows up the darkest album of his career, Devils & Dust, with an album of Pete Seeger songs performed as if he had just been appointed the new leader of The Band. Springsteen proved that these songs are strong and important and every bit as impassioned as anything he has written himself.

7. Nebraska (1982). I gotta tell you that I was NOT ready for this album when he dropped it my sophomore year in college. I was totally in my angry punk moment and thought I was beyond any kind of folkie record. Then, a little later I realized just how punk Bruce was actually being by making Nebraska. It has slowly been rising up this list of my favorite Springsteen albums. I love the subtle indignation he was showing the Reagan administration by using these songs at that very moment. Brilliant move with a brilliant album.

6. The River (1980). This album was the third album of my Springsteen journey. This was a sprawling ode to the frat rock sound of the early Sixties. Unfortunately, we began to lessen the use of Clarence Clemons sax solos for more reliance upon the previously underutilized use of Bruce’s guitar soloing. This was released during a year when two other double-album classics – London Calling and The Wall – had been released, making the trifecta for 1980.

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5. The Promise (1978/2010). This double album was the album that Springsteen almost released instead of Darkness at the Edge of Town. Darkness would not have been such a stark statement had The Promise been released as the segue between Born to Run and Darkness. Still, I am just glad that this album finally found the light of day. Plus, The Promise has two songs, “Fire” and “Because the Night,” that became hits for other artists (The Pointer Sisters and Patti Smith, respectively).

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4. Tunnel of Love (1987). This dark yet beautiful take on the underbelly of marriage and love is just beautiful. This is the sound of Bruce honestly telling us his relatively new marriage to actress Julianne Phillips was already falling apart, as Springsteen lyrically studied this dark subject matter. And, man, could any young couple who were struggling to hold their marriage relate to this album.

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3. Darkness on the Edge of Town (1978). This is Springsteen’s answer to punk rock. He tightened his songs, he pushed the intensity of the E Street Band’s playing and went after the punks with a passion that most punks only wished they had. Today, I see this album as being the telegram to the world that Bruce was ready to become the voice of a generation. It just took him a little bit longer than I thought it would before he ruled the world.

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2. Born in the U.S.A. (1984). Here it is – the album where the promise is finally fulfilled! This album must have been one of the best-selling albums for three straight years. The Boss had seven – YES! I did say seven! – hit singles. “Dancing in the Dark” became his highest charting song when it peaked at number two. But, this album was NOT the sycophantic statement for Reaganomics that many misconstrued it was at the time. As a matter of fact, it was the antithesis of that, showing the struggles of the everyday working man struggling as Reagan dismantled the manufacturing basis of this country in favor of shifting the power toward people who manufactured nothing but somehow created gold from lead, like alchemists in the Middle Ages. I just people would read the lyric sheet and digest them so they can finally stop voting against their best interests.

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1. Born to Run (1975). The granddaddy of them all! Here, Bruce expands the lyrics of “Growing Up” and uses it as the album’s theme. Maybe it only truly speaks to my generation, where Born in the U.S.A. might reach across generations, still we all have to grow up and this album shows how to try to age gracefully, so we are ready as young adults to face the troubles of our country in Born in the U.S.A., and subsequently, as older adults with The Rising.

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So, Springsteen fans, let me have it! I want to see your lists. But remember, if you are a fan of The Boss, then we are “Blood Brothers.”

Christmas Music 2018

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One of my quirks in my music collection, the one that drives my family crazy is my love of rock Christmas songs. Like it wasn’t enough that I love power pop in my boys’ minds, then November rolls around, and I start my quest to discover more unusual Christmas music. Back in the Fifties and Sixties, it seemed as though every pop artist was releasing Christmas music. The best Christmas album of all-time, A Christmas Gift to You from Phil Spector, was released the day President Kennedy was shot, so this brilliant album really never immediately found an audience. It was during the subsequent years that people discovered how magnificent this album was. But, in the mid-Seventies, Christmas music became uncool for artists to record. However, some of my favorite episodes of American Bandstand where those shows aired right before Christmas, where Dick Clark actually had the vision to play those Christmas songs that were popular in the U.K. That’s where I heard Elton John’s “Step into Christmas,” Bruce Springsteen’s “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,” The Kinks’ “Father Christmas” and Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime.”

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Slowly, in the Eighties, new wave artists began to throw the stigma of recording Christmas music aside. Some absolutely magnificent Christmas songs were released during this time, such as “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses and Dan Fogelberg’s “Same Old Lang Syne.” Then, in 1987, the classic A Very Special Christmas was released, which kicked off a new golden age of Christmas music in the Nineties. Fast-forward to 2018, and we have had nearly 30 Christmas albums released this year.

Everyone from Eric Clapton to The Monkees have released Christmas music this year. So, in an effort to enlighten you, the reader, I am going to give you my favorites of 2018.

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10. Rodney Crowell – Christmas Everywhere. Sometimes, we all deserve our Christmas music bathed in Americana, and few have done it as well as the Americana guru Rodney Crowell.

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9. Aloe Blacc – Christmas Funk. The title alone says it all. We are talking about a truly funky Christmas party.

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8. JD McPherson – Socks. Maybe, in a decade or so, I will look back on this album more fondly than any of the others on this list. This album is a great slice of indie rock with songs about the Christmas holiday. Think Sufjan Stevens, only with a more rock soul.

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7. Ingrid Michaelson – Ingrid Michaelson’s Songs for the Season. Ingrid forgoes her indie pop background for a more traditional pop sound and comes up with a holiday album that fits perfectly between Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, making this album her most mature outing ever.

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6. Los Straightjackets – Complete Christmas Songbook. I prefer my holiday music set to odd arrangements and nothing’s more odd than rockabilly versions of our favorite yuletide songs. And, nobody does this sound better than the masked foursome Los Straightjackets.

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5. Old 97’s – Love the Holidays. Old 97’s are the premiere alt.-country band, so you can just imagine my excitement when I saw they had released an album for the holidays. And, they have recorded a great collection of Christmas songs, both original and traditional.

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4. The Mavericks – Hey! Merry Christmas! The Mavericks bring their fun Tex-Mex country sound to the Christmas world, making a great party record for that crazy Christmas party you are planning.

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3. Eric Clapton – Happy Xmas! A few years ago, the rock world was shocked when Bob Dylan released his now classic Christmas album. This time, Eric Clapton is catching a little hell about doing this album, but, when done right, Christmas songs are perfect for the blues. Once the purists get over their selves, this album will be considered a holiday classic, much like Bob Dylan’s album.

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2. KC & the Sunshine Band – A Sunshine Christmas. In my mind, very little music is as joyous as disco and Christmas musics. And, when the two are combined, you’ve got potential slice of heaven. And no disco artist has made a holiday album as good as KC has. This one is definitely ready-made for your office party.

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1. The Monkees – Christmas Party. The Monkees followed a similar gameplan as they did on their magnificent comeback album in 2016. So, they have newly penned Christmas songs by Andy Partridge (XTC) and Rivers Cuomo (Weezer) to bring the 60s styled pop to their yuletide celebration. Who knew The Monkees would not just make one great album in the 21st century, but two?

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And there you have it, my top ten Christmas albums of 2018. As stated earlier, there have been nearly 30 Christmas albums released this year. Artists such as Martina McBride, John Legend, Mike Love of the Beach Boys and Diana Ross have all released good quality Christmas albums this year. Still, my Top 10 are the albums that I consider to be the best.

The Thanksgiving Playlist 2018

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Thanksgiving is tomorrow here in the States. I really don’t know if I’m shocked or excited. There’s no time for that, as we are hosting my side of the family here, with my granddaughter, Son #1 and his wife, Son #2 and his wife, my dad and stepmom, my stepdad and my aunt, who is the sister-in-law of my mom. For my little family, this is an event that is bursting at the seams. And, just wait until my boys have even more children, but that’s down the road a bit…I think.

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“And behind the helicopter is a banner. And it reads ‘Happy Thanksgiving from W……….K……….R……..P!’ From WKRP folks!

For Thanksgiving, I have a couple of weird traditions. First, I will watch the famous WKRP in Cincinnati episode entitled “Turkeys Away,” perhaps the funniest twenty minutes in TV history, all the while wearing my “Turkey Drop” T-shirt. Then, I will follow the WKRP episode with The Band’s The Last Waltz on DVD, since it was recorded on Thanksgiving Day way back in 1977. Though the movie and album and album have little to do with Thanksgiving, it is a very important piece of rock history and is quite enjoyable to watch and listen.

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Likewise, I love to call attention to much of the artwork that combines Thanksgiving and rock music, for some whimsical fun. Which leads me to the cherry on top, so to speak: The Playlist. I started this thing back in the Nineties when my late mother-in-law wanted a CD of “nice” music to be played during the festivities. In the pre-iPod days, that meant this was limited to 20 songs. Now, thanks to streaming, I have 65 songs! Yes, it IS a bit OCD, but what can I say…I just may have some deep psychological issues. But, if you think that’s bad, well, you wouldn’t believe that total number of Christmas songs I have on my “music” computer. Let’s just say that I have about two weeks worth of songs, though most do not really warrant any replays EVER.

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Now, after that introduction, here’s my 2018 Thanksgiving Day (and I emphasize day!) Playlist. I hope you enjoy it (or at least you can cherry pick the songs you prefer).

  1. Adam Sandler – “Thanksgiving Song” (1993)
  2. Alanis Morissette – “Thank U” (1998)
  3. Andrew Gold – “Thank You for Being a Friend” (1978)
  4. Ariana Grande – “Thank U, Next” (2018)
  5. Arlo Guthrie – “Alice’s Restaurant” (1967)
  6. Ben Harper & the Blind Boys of Alabama – “Mother Pray” (2004)
  7. Big Country – “Harvest Home” (1983)
  8. Big Star – “Thank You Friends” (1975)
  9. Bill Withers – “Family Table” (1975)
  10. Billie Holiday – “Autumn in New York” (1934)
  11. Bing Crosby – “I’ve Got Plenty to Be Thankful For” (1947)
  12. Bob Dylan – “Turkey Chase” (1973)
  13. Bob Marley & the Wailers – “Give Thanks & Praise” (1983)
  14. Boz Scaggs – “Thanks to You” (2001)
  15. Brian Wilson – “Roll Plymouth Rock” (2004)
  16. Descendents – “Thank You” (1996)
  17. Devo – “I’m a Potato” (1979)
  18. Don Henley – “My Thanksgiving” (2000)
  19. Drake – “Keep the Family Close” (2016)
  20. Drive-By Truckers – “The Thanksgiving Filter” (2011)
  21. Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeroes – “Home” (2009)
  22. Ghostface Killah – “Food” (2015)
  23. Graham Parker – “Almost Thanksgiving” (2004)
  24. Green Day – “Macy’s Day Parade” (2000)
  25. Greg Kihn Band – “Family” (1982)
  26. Hank Williams Jr. – “Family Tradition” (1979)
  27. James Browne – “Mashed Potatoes” (1959)
  28. Jellyfish – “Family Tree” (1992)
  29. John Mellencamp – “Check It Out” (1987)
  30. Johnny Cash – “I Am a Pilgrim” (2003)
  31. Kacey Musgraves – “Family Is Family” (2015)
  32. Kanye West – “Family Business” (2004)
  33. Kendrick Lamar Feta. Big Pooh – “Thanksgiving” (2009)
  34. Lady Gaga – “Orange Colored Sky” (2011)
  35. Led Zeppelin – “Thank You”
  36. Loudon Wainwright III – “Thanksgiving (live)” (1993)
  37. Louis Armstrong – “What a Wonderful World” (1967)
  38. Love – “Be Thankful for What You Got” (1974)
  39. Mary Chapin Carpenter – “Thanksgiving Song” (2008)
  40. Mary J. Blige – “Kitchen” (2009)
  41. My Morning Jacket – “Thank You Too!” (2008)
  42. Natalie Cole – “Be Thankful” (1977)
  43. Nate Rateliff & the Night Sweats – “Thank You” (2015)
  44. Neil Young – “Harvest” (1972)
  45. Ohio Players – “Jive Turkey” (1974)
  46. Paul Simon – “Mother and Child Reunion” (1972)
  47. Phillip Phillips – “Home” (2012)
  48. Phish – “Farmhouse” (2000)
  49. Ray Charles with James Taylor – “Sweet Potato Pie” (2006)
  50. Ray Davies – “Thanksgiving Day” (2005)
  51. REO Speedwagon – “Flying Turkey Trot (live)” (1976)
  52. Rumer – “Thankful” (2010)
  53. Sam & Dave – “I Thank You” (1968)
  54. Shonna Tucker & Eye Candy – “A Family Dinner” (2013)
  55. Simon & Garfunkel – “Homeward Bound” (1966)
  56. Sly & the Family Stone – “Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)” (1970)
  57. The Band – “King Harvest (Has Surely Come)” (1969)
  58. The Christians – “Harvest for Home” (2002)
  59. The Cranberries – “Ode to My Family” (1994)
  60. The Hollies – “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother” (1970)
  61. The Isley Brothers – “Harvest for the World” (1976)
  62. The Shins – “Young Pilgrims” (2003)
  63. Vince Guaraldi Trio – “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” (2012)
  64. XTC – “Harvest Festival” (1999)
  65. ZZ Top – “I Thank You” (1979)

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Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Don’t forget about the big event scheduled for Friday: Record Store Day Black Friday! Lots of great limited releases scheduled. I better not lose out on a couple of my choices to some college-aged hipster since I have been living and dying with many of these artists since the Seventies. Oh well… See you next week!